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"Pop Diddly, We own Da City, Show no Pity" - Maahem

Welcome to the official home page for the Titty Bones


Rawst0r

Maahem (Guildmast0r - AKA Vanchewver)
Kalanthiar (High Offiz0r - AKA Kaltar Abababa)
GhostFace (Dex Fight0r - AKA Neophyte Veterenarian)
Q-Tip (Supuh Dex Fight0r - AKA Thorough Ear Cleaner)
Draco (Peasant - AKA Drain Cleaner)
Panoramix (Piu0r Mage {BAH!} - AKA Paranoyix)
Bild R Mor (Mace Fight0r/Whin0r - AKA Still has recess)
Silly (Civilian - AKA Gm Leech)
Raistlin (MIA - AKA Eats raisins?)
Hellkite (Dex Fight0r/Mage - AKA "Damnit I'm red again!"


Enemies of the Guild0r

OS - Old Skewl {Personal  Note - These guys gang rape and think they are hot stuff}

Known skills of the guild
GM Running
GM Trash Talking
GM Fame Losing
GM Macroing
GM Whining
GM Blaming deaths on lost connections
GM Getting their macroing animals dead
GM Dropping out of school for UO
GM Guard Killed
GM Perma Newbie
GM Res Killers
GM 100 of each reg carrying
GM Losing 100 of each reg
GM Kissers of Dirty's ass
GM Flirting with Erotica
GM Recallers
GM Hiders
GM Idiots
GM We are running out of insults

About the Newbies
Ok.  Lets start off by telling you about the guild's formation...During times of war, they all scatter and dont plan out their attacks.   For instance, one person will paralyze you, and about 50 others will magic arrow you, therefor breaking the paralyze as well as wasting time which could be used to cast somewhat productive spells such as ebolt or explosion.  The guildmaster, Dirty (in more ways than one) loves to talk trash.  He is probably their best member, yet gets annihilated in 1 on 1s.  He also dropped out of college for UO, yet he still cant manage to get decent at it.